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Darth Maul Haiku

I killed your master
What you gonna do about
it? Cry like a wimp?
I am so pissed off
But I have a soft side too
I want my mommy...
Die goody two shoes!
The sight of you sickens me.
I think I'll hurl now.
My sex drive is gone
Obi Wan used his saber
I have no privates.
Hellish Tatooine
Might be nicer if I'd stayed
at the Marriott
The flower's petals
fall silently in the wind
like Qui-Gon's body
Amphibious dolt
"Yousa people gonna die?"
You bet your ass, Binks
The dark side is strong!
But not as tempting as, say
Choc'late chip cookies