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Darth Maul Christmas Carols

Let Him DIE! (sung to "Let it Snow")
Oh the Jedi outside are frightful
But their blood is so delightful
And since we Sith lords don't cry...
Let him DIE! Let him DIE! Let him DIE!

Qui Gon doesn't show signs of stoppin'
But his spleen, I'll soon be poppin'
I'm really a naughty guy, so...
Let him DIE! Let him DIE! Let him DIE!

Silent Maul (you figure it out)
Silent Maul...Holy Maul
Come along...Have a ball.
Fight young Obi-Wan
Kill him you tried
If you'd had the Force
He would have died
Now you're dead, dude. You're deaaddd...
Sleep now dude, cause you are dead...

Jingle Maul (oh come on, you must know this one)
Jingle Maul, Jingle Maul
Jingle all the way
If you try that Jedi crap
I'll cut you up today...Hey!

Jingle Maul, Jingle Maul
Jingle all the way
Soon that small brat Anakin
Will be the next to play.

Darth Maul Wonderland (sung to "Winter Wonderland")
Darth Maul slays...are you listening?
Jedi blood...see it glistening.
A beautiful sight...
We're hunted tonight.
Walking in a Darth Maul Wonderland.

Jedi screams...are you listening?
See their blood...how it glistens.
A beautiful sight...
Darth's happy tonight.
Walking in a Darth Maul Wonderland.

In the meadow we can kill a Jedi.
And pretend that he is Obi Wan.
We'll say are you dead and he'll say, "No Man",
Cause I'm the one who lives in Star Wars 1.

Deck the Maul's (I won't even dignify this one with a hint)
Deck the Maul's with Qui Gon's body
Fa la la la la...la la la la
Cause that Jedi wasn't naughty
Fa la la la la...la la la la

Put you now your blackest robe on
Fa la la...fa la la...la la la
And go hunting for Obi Wan
Fa la la la la...la la la la